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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? A: He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus? A: North Polish.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A: Sandy Claus!

What kind of bird can write?

Q: What kind of bird can write? A: A PENguin.

Why do birds fly south for the winter ?

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ? A: Because it’s faster than walking.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood.

Where do polar bears vote?

Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho.